September 25, 2010

Is it sad that I laugh at the same things I did 10 years ago?

Found this post on my previous blog over 10 years ago…and I’m still laughing at them!

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” Jack Nicholson
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. So I said implants?” She hit me.
I don’t do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive daysI have stayed alive.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I went to a seafood rave last week…. and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.

I really love laughing – it’s probably one of the reasons why funny shows and movies are always my favourites.

Have a wonderful day,